男孩们，女孩们，今天我们来了两位新朋友。翻译英语？

英文翻译：Boys and girls, today we have two new friends.

词汇分析

friend，英 [frend]，美 [frend] 　 　

n. 朋友；支持者；友人

vt. 与 ... 为友

形容词: friendless 名词: friendlessness 过去式: friended 过去分词: friended 现在分词: friending 第三人称单数: friends

friend的基本意思是“朋友，友人”，一般没有血缘关系。引申为“同胞”或“自己人”“同盟者”，还可指“极有益或熟悉的事物”。其首字母大写时可表示“（基督教）公谊会教友”。

反义词

enemy，英 ['enəmi]，美 ['enəmi] 　 　

n. 敌人；敌军；有害物

名词复数: enemies

enemy的基本意思是“仇敌”“敌人”，可指一个人的“仇敌”，也可指一个阶级或一个国家的“敌人”。可用作个体名词，也可用作集体名词，常与定冠词the连用，用作集体名词时，意思是“敌军”，作主语时，可与单、复数动词连用。

例句：The city is held by the enemy.

这座城市已被敌人占领。

刚刚发现一MM发空间说说，一个笑话配与我的聊天记录，想请问她是想表达什么意思？我该怎么回复她，如图

请采纳我的问题

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我打了很久，请采纳

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I played for a long time, please

QQ的MSG文件是聊天记录的？我把它从默认路径移动到别处 QQ好像还能查看记录 这是咋了？还是它只是备份？

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给我的备注早改了吧我们的聊天记录早删了吧早忘了我吧 英文翻

“Give me the note early changed our chat record early delete it early forget me”，这个是百度翻译的，百度翻译是一个在线翻译工具，有什么要翻译你可以自己去百度